movie title by released rating
Edge of Tomorrow

Pretty fun watch. I hate the insistency of American adaptations adding in an unnecessary love story though. I think I hate that movies that do that in general.

Doug Liman MAY-28-2024
I Saw the Devil Kim Jee-woon AUG-12-2010
I Saw the TV Glow

Actually ruined me.

Jane Schoenbrun JAN-18-2024
Gamer

What the FUCK was that?

Mark Neveldine SEP-04-2009
Lady Vengeance Park Chan-wook JUL-29-2005
Promising Young Woman Emerald Fennell JAN-25-2020
Saw

YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES. YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES. GAS

James Wan OCT-29-2004
Saw II

This one DID actually have gas in it.

Darren Lynn Bousman OCT-28-2005
Saw III

Darren Lynn Bousman OCT-27-2006
Saw IV

Kramer has some fuckin anime-tier planning, good lord

Darren Lynn Bousman OCT-26-2007
Saw V David Hackl OCT-24-2008
Saw VI Kevin Greutert OCT-23-2009
Saw 3D

Possibly the most misogynistic one yet. Also GORDON????????????

Kevin Greutert OCT-29-2010
Jigsaw

A fourth Jigsaw apprentice has hit the franchise

The Spierig Brothers OCT-27-2017
Spiral

It's just not the same without Kramer and his grandpa swag. Also like. What the fuck was this entire movie? Was this meant to be a parody?

Darren Lynn Bousman MAY-14-2021
Saw X

We're so fucking back!!! I don't think that last person should've survived though.

Kevin Greutert SEP-29-2023
Ghost in the Shell

It's good. It's very good. People say that the more you rewatch/replay some movies/games, the more things you pick up on, or maybe it's just because you get older and you just Understand the Vibes more, and I've not experienced much of that, but this movie is an exception, having watched it... shit I don't know, I want to say 5 years ago but really it was probably more like one year ago, I feel like I resonate with it more now.

Gives me a yearning for something that is probably not ever going to happen in my lifetime, if at all. The Major's struggles feel very similar to mine.

Mamoru Oshii NOV-18-1995
Cube

Solve my cube boy. This movie's all over the fucking place but I did enjoy the concept of "Saw but it's cubes".

Also.. definitely something to say about how basically everyone (other than Holloway) treats Kazan as nothing more than a nuisance, a weirdo they just want to get rid of, up until the moment he actually becomes useful, THEN suddenly everyone wants him around... an accurate microcosm of how the mentally ill are generally treated. Hits a bit close to home.

Vincenzo Natali SEP-09-1997
District 9

i would drink the bug transformation juice no fucking hesitation

Neill Blomkamp SEP-05-2009
RoboCop

they'd never make a real robocop because they know he'd just start blasting corporate CEOs off of skyscrapers

Paul Verhoeven JUL-02-1987
Hackers

This is the "THEYRE FUCKIN OUR PUSSIES" shitpost and the general vibe of the 90s extended to a full-length movie and it rules

Iain Softley SEP-14-1995
eXistenZ

honestly I genuinely do not know what to even say about this one. The last 15 or so minutes left me staring at the screen completely dumbfounded. Thanks or I'm sorry or congratulations that happened I think

David Cronenberg FEB-16-1999
Sneakers

Neat heist movie. Now I know what those references in Uplink mean.

Phil Alden Robinson SEP-09-1992