This is a list of... almost every game I've played. Will be continuously updated because I've been gaming ALL my life babey.
Hover over each game image for details.
List is partly sorted in order of completion time. But since I was going off of my Backloggd list initially, which was missing some things, it eventually has no particular order.
One of my earliest games, played on an emulator on the Xbox.
A game I spent a lot of time on as a kid for some reason. I was pretty fucking good at it though.
One of the few games I got to play co-op in person with someone.
You already know what the fuck is up. One of the best Metroid games.
The first real pokemon game I got actually into. Fond memories of this one.
Lugia my beloved. Another really good one.
Why is this the only game in the series they made a direct sequel for? I guess 'cause Black/White are just that cool.
NOOOOOW OPEN YOUR EYES
PUT YOURSELF TOGEEEETHER
NOOOOOW YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THIS
IT IS OOOOVEEEER
NOOOOW KEEP YOUR EYES ON THIIIIIS CONFUSION
COME OOOON YES YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS TRAAANSFOOOOORMATIOOOOON
The train track mechanic and the tower climbing thing was pretty cool but I don't remember much else.
I don't really know why people hate on this but it's a lot of fun. Also one of my favorite final boss themes.
Resident Evil 4 if it was family friendly
Many improvements over the earlier games.
The monster is cute.
Everyone knows about Gentle Breeze but no one knows about the game it came from. So sad. Jokes aside though the game didn't quiiite age so well in terms of gameplay, but.. it's also a DS game.
Everything about this game is on point. The new... everything of it is so awesome. Soundtrack is great. Gameplay is great (endoscopy sucks a little bit tho). Story is great. Visuals are great. Presentation is great. I love this game. Trauma Team 2 please atlus i am begging you
Pretty cool entry in the series.
I have had a looooooooong history with this game. I've been here since the very beginning during the closed beta. It's... yeah okay the game is kind of a fucking mess, but it has one thing going for it: you can do everything without having to pay a single dime. No season passes or any of that bullshit. A lot of FOMO but.. at least everything comes back around now and then.
He looks and talks like Adam Sandler but he is not he. Seriously though this is such a good little gem, and it's no fucking wonder it's so good because it was made by RYU GA GOTOKU STUDIOS. THE GUYS WHO MADE YAKUZA, MADE THIS. I thought everyone would be all over this game after Yakuza's explosion in popularity, but... :(
I wish we had another ARG like we did for this game. There's never gonna be anything like it again. Also the game itself is good I guess.
This felt underwhelming. I don't remember much of it but it was just more of HL2 with nothing really new to it.
Better than its predecessor, has interesting new stuff.
Nowadays the only way I can play this game is with mods.
Absolute banger of a game
There just isn't anything like this. The later games leaned too much on "lol look how silly this is!" DR1 took itself fully seriously despite the outlandishness. And that's why it's better. Plus it just LOOKS better, somehow, than later entries, plays better... I don't want to say it's "perfectly" designed but. It comes close.
Really good. Big fan of giant skeletons.
A few things could've been improved - namely some issues with how certain things were carried over from the original game, and also the fact that Dragon Engine combat still felt a little bit lackluster at this point - but still a very good game.
"haha final hallway 13 dude xd" Shut the fuck up.
Weird racist stereotyping aside, this is a Quite Alright co-op experience. Also the boulder punching thing obviously.
Being one of the oldest most popular games in existence I kind of expected it not to age very well/be unfun to play, given my experience with other games of similar status, but surprisingly it's still decent fun.
This one I didn't enjoy as much, sadly. I think it would've benefited MOST from a remake similar to 2, 3 and 4. I can't deny it birthed a pretty good franchise (all things considered) but it's rough to play.
This one on the other hand is pretty baaaaaad. I had so little patience that I just cheated my way through it. The fact I don't remember anything else about it makes it such a nothing game.
Where's My Fucking Wife 7 takes things to a very strange direction especially considering they just skipped like 4 games after Where's My Fucking Wife 2, which was a lot more psychological about it.
Objectively the funniest game in the series. It's not very good but it makes up with how batshit it is.
Mmmmm fucking GOD this is how you remake a game. I don't think I was ever so eager to get 100% achievements on a game before.
Fixes so, so many things that were wrong with the original PTD edition. While it feels so much better to play now, I unfortunately feel as if DS1's gameplay doesn't quite mesh with me very well anymore. Definitely still a solid game but I don't think I'll be coming back to it anymore.
You can tell this was made after Bloodborne because they were trying so, so hard to make it Bloodborne. The beginning of the bullshit-ass FromSoft enemy/boss design where you have to dodge 50 times like a crackhead to get a single hit in on an enemy because they might as well all be living sawblades spinning at 8000000 RPM.
BEST SOULS 2 BABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I don't remember much about this one aside that it was pretty alright for a few hours.
The original. I can definitely understand why it's just.. one of THE games of all time. Strange that they thought this needed a remake - the original still holds up well I think.
REALLY good remake of the original.
Others call this a "DLC" to Zero and honestly I can't really deny that it does feel like that. The fighting styles are weirdly balanced now compared to 0 - why'd they put them in here, even? - to the point where the moment you can unlock most of its moveset, there's almost no point in using anything besides Dragon style. Also the fucking boss health regeneration thing. What is the DEAL with that. This game feels very weird looking back on it. It's still good fun despite all of that.
I'm not sure how to describe this game. It looks like a virus. And I honestly can't fully say for sure that it isn't. It's a puzzle game designed around absolutely incomprehensible and obtuse Windows UI hell. It certainly does well at the puzzle part at least!
You may notice a trend that I LOVE the games everyone else hates. I'm not being a contrarian on purpose. I legitimately think this game is better than the two before it. Sue me.
This game is pretty good in its own right - yet another curiously interesting entry in the Where's My Fucking Wife series - but I've noticed that they kinda used this as a "test" for the RE4 remake. The whole shop system, the whole village/castle/facility-base-thing trifecta of areas... okay yeah this is literally just RE4 but Not Quite The Same.
The best one in the series I think. It's just sooooo good.
The sequel to the spinoff series Where's My Fucking Kid. Okay I'm ending this stupid bit here. Yakuza 6 feels... unfinished somehow. I felt a distinct lack of content compared to the other games - I guess it's due to being the first game on the Dragon Engine and all.
Having given it another chance recently, oh yeah this one's pretty good. Of course Kiryu gets the best long battle in the game.
The remake. I didn't get to play the original so I don't know how well it holds up compared to it, but I enjoyed it a lot even if it made me feel stupid at times.
The original this time. I'm not aware if there are any ports or remasters or such of this one. Being old as fucking dirt didn't deter me, though. It was very engaging.
Dishonored except you're actually allowed to kill people this time. Pretty damn good.
EXTREMELY good. If you still don't know anything about this game somehow, keep it that way and play it blind. It's a deckbuilder card game kinda deal but it has some VERY interesting mechanics, especially if you're the kinda person that loves to become literally god and break the game in roguelikes and such.
Don't play this on the harder difficulties no matter how good you are at video games. Man this one feels like a letdown after 2's remake.
Being made by the same writer, I was worried that since this game went in a different direction from the ZE series that it wouldn't hold my attention. I was wrong. It's good.
she's just like me fr
HOUGH. Being an RPG only made this game better actually.
A free gamemode added on the base game that I'm gonna count as a separate entry for reasons. It basically removes the story part of the game, focusing WAY more on the core gameplay loop of deckbuilding. Complete with modifiers, starting decks, and whatnot. Incredible addition to an already great game.
Deathloop but you can't kill people. Suffers from that era of video games (that arguably still continues) where killing people makes you EVIL and BAD and STUPID, apparently.
VERY good successor to Castlevania. Hits all the right notes for me.
This game makes me want to kill someone.
Ah man this just felt like a slog I'm gonna be honest. Did not age well at all.
I need more games like this I beg you. I need enrichment
I'm interested in this.
Oh yeah another excellent expansion to an already good game. Just let me keep playing after the end. please
Fucked up if true
It's alright. I can see why it's the most liked one.
It's 2 but.. more of the same, I guess. The first 6 games feel very same-y to me, not necessarily in a bad way, it just means I don't know what the hell I should say here.
What makes this man so mega anyway?
Is this the one where they were like "haha no trust me it's not Wily again. Hey guys it's Wily again"
My guy you should just kill the old fuck already. He's just going to keep doing this over and over. I know because there's like 30 more games after this that only happen because of him.
Fucking hell can you imagine how messed up this would be? What the fuck do you even DO after all that?
Some of these monsters need to be hunted into extinction I think.
I don't feel like it's right to put a rating on this game. This is something so scathingly personal that has left me feeling very strange.
Same deal as the previous one. I still don't know how to feel about it.
This game is so good it feels almost criminal that it's available for free.
Actually pretty good.
Not as good as the previous one sadly.
I'm running out of things to say help me why are there so many of these
Forget everything I said before. This is the best game in existence.
Auggghhhhhh goddamn this one was annoying.
Haha Mercenary you are stealing all of my items
Absolutely insane and weird pricing/content choices but they really nailed the gameplay down here. We love our funny bald murder man. He's like a cat to me.
I hate this library.
I resonate deeply with Don-chan. Who doesn't want to be a little red drum-shaped bastard?
Yeah that sounds about right for the internet.
I apparently finished this game? I don't remember that.
Interesting spinoff but rough on the edges.
See you in 20 years when the next game comes out lmao
It's so fucking good.
It's so fucking bad.
I'm not good enough to do the rest of the side content but yeah this is pretty good.
This happens to me every day.
I've been spoiled by 2. This doesn't feel as good to play.
In which John Succulent comes to terms that he's a gay idiot baby.
She was so real for this. We *should* fuck the dragons.
Easily the best introduction to a game I've ever seen. The added context from DG1 just makes it for me.
I've gone on long enough about this game. You know how I feel about it already.
I wish court was this cool.
Fuck the goddamn nosferatu sewers.
Metal Gear Solid if it was cool
The movement feels very frustrating. At least dickhead civilians don't throw rocks at you anymore.
A game about my USPS deliveryperson trying to get to me just to deliver my funny girl stockings
attacka you with a door
I am never having conversations about ice ever again
This game made me hallucinate.
Cuno doesn't fucking care. (He doesn't care.)
Do you think Raiden knows what sex is?
The premise seemed cool at first but what the FUCK was that ending?
It's not a porn game but you get to fuck a dragon anyway.
This is an extremely divisive game. You either hate it deeply, or you love it - there's no inbetween, it seems. Personally... I've never seen a more mechanically abhorrent and visually disgusting game. And if you know me at all, you know that those things don't bother me in the slightest.
Egypt looks sick as hell and the main character is by far one of the most interesting ones, I dare say more so than Ezio. I don't remember a lot of the gameplay but I sure as shit enjoyed it judging from the fact that I have had a long-lasting urge to replay this.
So is this like, the culprit, the patient zero for all those games that play like "press light attack repeatedly until counter warning shows up, press counter button, do a stun on big guys/shield guys to then pummel them repeatedly, rinse and repeat"? Not that I mind that type of game - remember, I'm a lobotomite, simple things appeal to me and I am incapable of having higher thought processes - but it's the first one I know of that does that shit.
Builds on top of what Asylum did and polishes it pretty neatly.
This one was just weird to me. It's like if they did City exactly the same again but rougher somehow. Weird. Weird game.
Here we find out that Bruce Wayne is a massive fucking homosexual. Joker's not even gone for a year and he already hallucinates about the guy. If things were different they'd be boyfriends.
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VANILLA: The writing is so fucking bad it actively inhibits the gameplay because you are forced, at every step, to listen to a character do 2013 reddit jokes for 3 minutes.
MODDED: Story begone. With a mod that skips dialogue, subtitles off, dialogue volume off, and a few QoL mods and a general overhaul mod... yeah this plays a LOT better. Nothing mindblowing, but it is a hell of an upgrade compared to the previous games.
1v1 me on facing worlds snipers only asshole
I just beat off guys. I've always wanted to beat off. I can honestly say beating off was a lot of fun.
Games I'm still playing.
Games I intend on playing eventually. No images for these, you just get a looooong disorganized list.
Games I've dropped, for one reason or another.