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the giant ass backlog

This is a list of... almost every game I've played. Will be continuously updated because I've been gaming ALL my life babey.
Hover over each game image for details.
List is partly sorted in order of completion time. But since I was going off of my Backloggd list initially, which was missing some things, it eventually has no particular order.

completed / finished at least once

Kirby Super Star

kribbey...
One of my earliest games, played on an emulator on the Xbox.

WarioWare: Smooth Moves

A game I spent a lot of time on as a kid for some reason. I was pretty fucking good at it though.

House of the Dead: Overkill

One of the few games I got to play co-op in person with someone.

Metroid: Zero Mission

You already know what the fuck is up. One of the best Metroid games.

Pokemon Black

The first real pokemon game I got actually into. Fond memories of this one.

Pokemon SoulSilver

Lugia my beloved. Another really good one.

Pokemon Black 2

Why is this the only game in the series they made a direct sequel for? I guess 'cause Black/White are just that cool.

The World Ends With You

NOOOOOW OPEN YOUR EYES
PUT YOURSELF TOGEEEETHER
NOOOOOW YOU SHOULD ACCEPT THIS
IT IS OOOOVEEEER
NOOOOW KEEP YOUR EYES ON THIIIIIS CONFUSION
COME OOOON YES YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS TRAAANSFOOOOORMATIOOOOON

Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks

The train track mechanic and the tower climbing thing was pretty cool but I don't remember much else.

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

I don't really know why people hate on this but it's a lot of fun. Also one of my favorite final boss themes.

Prof. Layton: Curious Village

Resident Evil 4 if it was family friendly

Prof. Layton: Unwound Future

Many improvements over the earlier games.

Prof. Layton: Last Specter

The monster is cute.

Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2

Everyone knows about Gentle Breeze but no one knows about the game it came from. So sad. Jokes aside though the game didn't quiiite age so well in terms of gameplay, but.. it's also a DS game.

Trauma Team

Everything about this game is on point. The new... everything of it is so awesome. Soundtrack is great. Gameplay is great (endoscopy sucks a little bit tho). Story is great. Visuals are great. Presentation is great. I love this game. Trauma Team 2 please atlus i am begging you

Trauma Center: New Blood

Pretty cool entry in the series.

Warframe

I have had a looooooooong history with this game. I've been here since the very beginning during the closed beta. It's... yeah okay the game is kind of a fucking mess, but it has one thing going for it: you can do everything without having to pay a single dime. No season passes or any of that bullshit. A lot of FOMO but.. at least everything comes back around now and then.

Binary Domain

He looks and talks like Adam Sandler but he is not he. Seriously though this is such a good little gem, and it's no fucking wonder it's so good because it was made by RYU GA GOTOKU STUDIOS. THE GUYS WHO MADE YAKUZA, MADE THIS. I thought everyone would be all over this game after Yakuza's explosion in popularity, but... :(

Portal 2

I wish we had another ARG like we did for this game. There's never gonna be anything like it again. Also the game itself is good I guess.

Half-Life 2: Episode 1

This felt underwhelming. I don't remember much of it but it was just more of HL2 with nothing really new to it.

Half-Life 2: Episode 2

Better than its predecessor, has interesting new stuff.

Terraria

Nowadays the only way I can play this game is with mods.

Yakuza 0

Absolute banger of a game

Dead Rising

There just isn't anything like this. The later games leaned too much on "lol look how silly this is!" DR1 took itself fully seriously despite the outlandishness. And that's why it's better. Plus it just LOOKS better, somehow, than later entries, plays better... I don't want to say it's "perfectly" designed but. It comes close.

Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow

Really good. Big fan of giant skeletons.

Yakuza Kiwami 2

A few things could've been improved - namely some issues with how certain things were carried over from the original game, and also the fact that Dragon Engine combat still felt a little bit lackluster at this point - but still a very good game.

Final Fantasy XIII

"haha final hallway 13 dude xd" Shut the fuck up.

Resident Evil 5

Weird racist stereotyping aside, this is a Quite Alright co-op experience. Also the boulder punching thing obviously.

Doom

Being one of the oldest most popular games in existence I kind of expected it not to age very well/be unfun to play, given my experience with other games of similar status, but surprisingly it's still decent fun.

Resident Evil (remaster)

This one I didn't enjoy as much, sadly. I think it would've benefited MOST from a remake similar to 2, 3 and 4. I can't deny it birthed a pretty good franchise (all things considered) but it's rough to play.

Resident Evil 0

This one on the other hand is pretty baaaaaad. I had so little patience that I just cheated my way through it. The fact I don't remember anything else about it makes it such a nothing game.

Resident Evil 7

Where's My Fucking Wife 7 takes things to a very strange direction especially considering they just skipped like 4 games after Where's My Fucking Wife 2, which was a lot more psychological about it.

Resident Evil 6

Objectively the funniest game in the series. It's not very good but it makes up with how batshit it is.

Resident Evil 2 REmake

Mmmmm fucking GOD this is how you remake a game. I don't think I was ever so eager to get 100% achievements on a game before.

Dark Souls: Remastered

Fixes so, so many things that were wrong with the original PTD edition. While it feels so much better to play now, I unfortunately feel as if DS1's gameplay doesn't quite mesh with me very well anymore. Definitely still a solid game but I don't think I'll be coming back to it anymore.

Dark Souls 3

You can tell this was made after Bloodborne because they were trying so, so hard to make it Bloodborne. The beginning of the bullshit-ass FromSoft enemy/boss design where you have to dodge 50 times like a crackhead to get a single hit in on an enemy because they might as well all be living sawblades spinning at 8000000 RPM.

Dark Souls 2: SotfS

BEST SOULS 2 BABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

High Hell

I don't remember much about this one aside that it was pretty alright for a few hours.

Resident Evil 4

The original. I can definitely understand why it's just.. one of THE games of all time. Strange that they thought this needed a remake - the original still holds up well I think.

Trauma Center: Second Opinion

REALLY good remake of the original.

Yakuza Kiwami

Others call this a "DLC" to Zero and honestly I can't really deny that it does feel like that. The fighting styles are weirdly balanced now compared to 0 - why'd they put them in here, even? - to the point where the moment you can unlock most of its moveset, there's almost no point in using anything besides Dragon style. Also the fucking boss health regeneration thing. What is the DEAL with that. This game feels very weird looking back on it. It's still good fun despite all of that.

ШП - ShP

I'm not sure how to describe this game. It looks like a virus. And I honestly can't fully say for sure that it isn't. It's a puzzle game designed around absolutely incomprehensible and obtuse Windows UI hell. It certainly does well at the puzzle part at least!

Yakuza 3

You may notice a trend that I LOVE the games everyone else hates. I'm not being a contrarian on purpose. I legitimately think this game is better than the two before it. Sue me.

Resident Evil: Village

This game is pretty good in its own right - yet another curiously interesting entry in the Where's My Fucking Wife series - but I've noticed that they kinda used this as a "test" for the RE4 remake. The whole shop system, the whole village/castle/facility-base-thing trifecta of areas... okay yeah this is literally just RE4 but Not Quite The Same.

Yakuza 5

The best one in the series I think. It's just sooooo good.

Yakuza 6: The Song of Life

The sequel to the spinoff series Where's My Fucking Kid. Okay I'm ending this stupid bit here. Yakuza 6 feels... unfinished somehow. I felt a distinct lack of content compared to the other games - I guess it's due to being the first game on the Dragon Engine and all.

Yakuza 4

Having given it another chance recently, oh yeah this one's pretty good. Of course Kiryu gets the best long battle in the game.

Myst

The remake. I didn't get to play the original so I don't know how well it holds up compared to it, but I enjoyed it a lot even if it made me feel stupid at times.

Riven

The original this time. I'm not aware if there are any ports or remasters or such of this one. Being old as fucking dirt didn't deter me, though. It was very engaging.

Deathloop

Dishonored except you're actually allowed to kill people this time. Pretty damn good.

Inscryption

EXTREMELY good. If you still don't know anything about this game somehow, keep it that way and play it blind. It's a deckbuilder card game kinda deal but it has some VERY interesting mechanics, especially if you're the kinda person that loves to become literally god and break the game in roguelikes and such.

Resident Evil 3

Don't play this on the harder difficulties no matter how good you are at video games. Man this one feels like a letdown after 2's remake.

AI: The Somnium Files

Being made by the same writer, I was worried that since this game went in a different direction from the ZE series that it wouldn't hold my attention. I was wrong. It's good.

Yume Nikki

she's just like me fr

Yakuza: Like a Dragon

HOUGH. Being an RPG only made this game better actually.

Inscryption: KC's Mod

A free gamemode added on the base game that I'm gonna count as a separate entry for reasons. It basically removes the story part of the game, focusing WAY more on the core gameplay loop of deckbuilding. Complete with modifiers, starting decks, and whatnot. Incredible addition to an already great game.

Dishonored

Deathloop but you can't kill people. Suffers from that era of video games (that arguably still continues) where killing people makes you EVIL and BAD and STUPID, apparently.

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night

VERY good successor to Castlevania. Hits all the right notes for me.

Ghostrunner

This game makes me want to kill someone.

Final Fantasy

Ah man this just felt like a slog I'm gonna be honest. Did not age well at all.

Return of the Obra Dinn

I need more games like this I beg you. I need enrichment

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

I'm interested in this.

Prey: Mooncrash

Oh yeah another excellent expansion to an already good game. Just let me keep playing after the end. please

Mega Man

Fucked up if true

Mega Man 2

It's alright. I can see why it's the most liked one.

Mega Man 3

It's 2 but.. more of the same, I guess. The first 6 games feel very same-y to me, not necessarily in a bad way, it just means I don't know what the hell I should say here.

Mega Man 4

What makes this man so mega anyway?

Mega Man 5

Is this the one where they were like "haha no trust me it's not Wily again. Hey guys it's Wily again"

Mega Man 6

My guy you should just kill the old fuck already. He's just going to keep doing this over and over. I know because there's like 30 more games after this that only happen because of him.

SOMA

Fucking hell can you imagine how messed up this would be? What the fuck do you even DO after all that?

Monster Hunter Rise

Some of these monsters need to be hunted into extinction I think.

Milk inside a bag

I don't feel like it's right to put a rating on this game. This is something so scathingly personal that has left me feeling very strange.

Milk outside of a bag

Same deal as the previous one. I still don't know how to feel about it.

Iji

This game is so good it feels almost criminal that it's available for free.

Mega Man X

Actually pretty good.

Mega Man X2

Not as good as the previous one sadly.

Mega Man 7

I'm running out of things to say help me why are there so many of these

We Love Katamari

Forget everything I said before. This is the best game in existence.

Mega Man X3

Auggghhhhhh goddamn this one was annoying.

Risk of Rain 2

Haha Mercenary you are stealing all of my items

Hitman 3

Absolutely insane and weird pricing/content choices but they really nailed the gameplay down here. We love our funny bald murder man. He's like a cat to me.

Halo: Combat Evolved

I hate this library.

Taiko no Tatsujin - Drum n Fun

I resonate deeply with Don-chan. Who doesn't want to be a little red drum-shaped bastard?

Hypnospace Outlaw

Yeah that sounds about right for the internet.

WarioWare: Get it Together!

I apparently finished this game? I don't remember that.

Resident Evil: Revelations

Interesting spinoff but rough on the edges.

Half-Life: Alyx

See you in 20 years when the next game comes out lmao

Metroid Prime

It's so fucking good.

Need for Speed: Underground

It's so fucking bad.

Celeste

I'm not good enough to do the rest of the side content but yeah this is pretty good.

Silent Hill 4: The Room

This happens to me every day.

Silent Hill

Radio...

Kingodm Hearts: Final Mix

I've been spoiled by 2. This doesn't feel as good to play.

Silent Hill 2

In which John Succulent comes to terms that he's a gay idiot baby.

Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward

She was so real for this. We *should* fuck the dragons.

NieR Replicant: ver. 1.22

Easily the best introduction to a game I've ever seen. The added context from DG1 just makes it for me.

Drakengard

I've gone on long enough about this game. You know how I feel about it already.

PWAA: Justice for All

I wish court was this cool.

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Fuck the goddamn nosferatu sewers.

Disaster: Day of Criss

Metal Gear Solid if it was cool

Assassin's Creed II

The movement feels very frustrating. At least dickhead civilians don't throw rocks at you anymore.

Death Stranding

A game about my USPS deliveryperson trying to get to me just to deliver my funny girl stockings

Condemned: Criminal Origins

attacka you with a door

Zero Escape: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors

I am never having conversations about ice ever again

Picross 3D: Round 2

This game made me hallucinate.

Disco Elysium

Cuno doesn't fucking care. (He doesn't care.)

Paranoiac

Sufficiently spooky.

Metal Gear Solid 2

Do you think Raiden knows what sex is?

The Forgotten City

The premise seemed cool at first but what the FUCK was that ending?

Ace Combat X

Pretty alright.

Angels with Scaly Wings

It's not a porn game but you get to fuck a dragon anyway.

Cruelty Squad

This is an extremely divisive game. You either hate it deeply, or you love it - there's no inbetween, it seems. Personally... I've never seen a more mechanically abhorrent and visually disgusting game. And if you know me at all, you know that those things don't bother me in the slightest.

Assassin's Creed: Origins

Egypt looks sick as hell and the main character is by far one of the most interesting ones, I dare say more so than Ezio. I don't remember a lot of the gameplay but I sure as shit enjoyed it judging from the fact that I have had a long-lasting urge to replay this.

Batman: Arkham Asylum

So is this like, the culprit, the patient zero for all those games that play like "press light attack repeatedly until counter warning shows up, press counter button, do a stun on big guys/shield guys to then pummel them repeatedly, rinse and repeat"? Not that I mind that type of game - remember, I'm a lobotomite, simple things appeal to me and I am incapable of having higher thought processes - but it's the first one I know of that does that shit.

Batman: Arkham City

Builds on top of what Asylum did and polishes it pretty neatly.

Batman: Arkham Origins

This one was just weird to me. It's like if they did City exactly the same again but rougher somehow. Weird. Weird game.

Batman: Arkham Knight

Here we find out that Bruce Wayne is a massive fucking homosexual. Joker's not even gone for a year and he already hallucinates about the guy. If things were different they'd be boyfriends.

Sanvein

Ｙｏｕ ｈａｖｅ ｔｈｅ ｐｒｉｖｉｌｅｄｇｅ ｔｏ ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅ ｔｈｉｓ ｂａｔｔｌｅ.

Borderlands 3

VANILLA: The writing is so fucking bad it actively inhibits the gameplay because you are forced, at every step, to listen to a character do 2013 reddit jokes for 3 minutes.

MODDED: Story begone. With a mod that skips dialogue, subtitles off, dialogue volume off, and a few QoL mods and a general overhaul mod... yeah this plays a LOT better. Nothing mindblowing, but it is a hell of an upgrade compared to the previous games.

Unreal Tournament

1v1 me on facing worlds snipers only asshole

OFF

I just beat off guys. I've always wanted to beat off. I can honestly say beating off was a lot of fun.

unfinished / in-progress games

Games I'm still playing.

wishlist

Games I intend on playing eventually. No images for these, you just get a looooong disorganized list.

canceled games

Games I've dropped, for one reason or another.